A sweet grandmother Telephoned St. Joseph’s Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"
The operator said, “I’ll be glad to help, dear. What’s the name and room number of the patient?” The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, Norma Findlay, Room 302.”
The operator replied, “Let me put you on hold while I check with the nurse’s station for that room.”
After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and said, "I have good news. Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back normal and her Physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged tomorrow.”
The grandmother said, “Thank you. That’s wonderful. I was so worried. God bless you for the good News.”
The operator replied, “You’re more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?”
The grandmother said, “No, I’m Norma Findlay in Room 302. No one tells me shit.”
Virgo Daily Horoscope for Monday 22nd September 2014
Don’t worry so much about making an impression. Just be your busy, efficient self, and everything will be cool. To the right people, you’ll be magnetic and vivid. The best way to attract love is by doing what you love. The best way to lose idiots is by not giving them anything to work with. OK, maybe you’re locking the door, but you don’t have to throw away the key. After a day of hanging with your chosen tribe inside your magic circle, you’ll be ready to get out there and face the big, weird world again.