juergenland
TRUE STORY
A sweet grandmother Telephoned St. Joseph’s Hospital. She timidly asked,
"Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"

The operator said, “I’ll be glad to help, dear. What’s the name and room number of the patient?”

The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, Norma Findlay, Room 302.”

The operator replied, “Let me put you on hold while I check with the nurse’s station for that room.”

After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and said,
"I have good news. Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing well. Her
blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back normal and her
Physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged tomorrow.”

The grandmother said, “Thank you. That’s wonderful. I was so worried. God bless you for the good News.”

The operator replied, “You’re more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?”

The grandmother said, “No, I’m Norma Findlay in Room 302. No one tells me shit.”

OC 2015 Promo

I hope they send a free copy to Dictator Putin

tasteemenblog:
He needs a minute

tasteemenblog:

He needs a minute

Doris Day - Dream A Little Dream of Me

Virgo Daily Horoscope for Monday 22nd September 2014
Don’t worry so much about making an impression. Just be your busy, efficient self, and everything will be cool. To the right people, you’ll be magnetic and vivid. The best way to attract love is by doing what you love. The best way to lose idiots is by not giving them anything to work with. OK, maybe you’re locking the door, but you don’t have to throw away the key. After a day of hanging with your chosen tribe inside your magic circle, you’ll be ready to get out there and face the big, weird world again.
daddysboytoy:

Magnificent.

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

daddysboytoy:

Magnificent.

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

No Comment #gay #gay daddy #and I am still single

No Comment #gay #gay daddy #and I am still single

Good Morning Berlin and to the rest of the world #daddy #gay daddy #morning #berlin #woof (at Alt-Moabit)

Good Morning Berlin and to the rest of the world #daddy #gay daddy #morning #berlin #woof (at Alt-Moabit)

Juliane Werding-connie cramer Hitparade1972

Dear God, can I have JUST ONE serious date in Berlin with a non drug addicted, non fucked up criminal, and non freak ? - Just one, PLEASE ?

I really deserve it

kingmarkakers:

ive always wanted to say that

I am comming baby

kingmarkakers:

ive always wanted to say that

I am comming baby

Upps, I didn´t know !!!
Applications welcome

Upps, I didnΒ΄t know !!!

Applications welcome

Smoking Beauty

Smoking Beauty

ankhofa:

hplyrikz:

Clear your mind here

πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ More of the latter than the former…right?! …Yeah…

Genau

ankhofa:

hplyrikz:

Clear your mind here

πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ More of the latter than the former…right?! …Yeah…

Genau